To whomsoever it may concern- Part I

A minion when it comes to a-rant-of-sorts. Please bear with me.

This is for those who think they are bastards of the Bard of Avon. Awww!! the language offending you, is it? Wait, there’s more to come.

Now the whole purpose of this post is to help you understand why your opinion on THIS blog is of no consequence to me. And why I shall write whatever i please.

1. Firstly, the ownership rights. I OWN this blog. It is mine. So, what you think accounts for—dust. To hell with your opinion. I could not care less.

2. Now, I do not expect you to agree with/be happy about/accept what i write here. Coz if you did agree it would be so boring. As an erstwhile friend used to believe and i quote him, “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.” So it is fine with me if you don’t like what you see in here, but if you get down to name calling and being all sarcastic about it, guess what! I won’t tolerate it. You have a problem? Go vent out your frustrations on YOUR blog.

3. A few people have issues with my writing. Daaahh-lings, I think by now you should have concluded something. Clearly, since you are having difficulty doing so, allow me to help you. I shall do this slowly. Try to keep up with me. This….is…..a…personal blog…personal…okie? If you don’t like what I write, don’t stop…..move on….There are a million blogs that will suit your discerning and eclectic tastes. Follow them. This blog reflects my style. You don’t really expect me to alter my style to cater to your whims, do you? I would *perhaps * do it for …umm…..actually come to think of it..nobody.

4. The reasons why you visit this space on the web is your choice. If you do it coz you like what i write (mwwaaahs for you, by the way) or because you are foolish enough to think that you will be able to dig out what’s happening in my life or basically because you are feeling suicidal and find this blog will help you make a decision, I don’t care. As long as you are here, you play by my rules.

5. And lastly, about my blog being non-humourous and non-witty. Why is that such an issue? If i choose to take the grim, bleak, depressing view of life, let me. You find it boring? Write something and allow *me * to judge how great it is. And in all fairness, let me tell you i shall be scarily ruthless about it.

So i cannot promise it ends here. Depends on you people. You behave nasty? You shall force me to show you what a smart-ass I can be.

Cheers!